FYI:

Clearly, the man who said that yawning is contagious clearly under-estimated the wisdom of his words. I realized the full import of his wise words, and of course the level of a yawns contagiousness when I was speaking with my roomie over the phone. We were discussing minimum cost routing protocols for procurement of tobacco for the express purpose of injestion of nicotine when suddenly I yawned. The next thing I heard over the phone was a distinct crackling sound of a yawn over the ether, the cause of which I presume was my yawn...