Saturday, September 10, 2005

The fucking Domino

One bleeding lie and the fucking pattern continues There is a saying in Tamil," No harm in lying a thousand times to finish a marriage". My point is, it doesn't stop with a thousand. When was the last time a lie stopped itself in its own tracks. More often than not, a lie in its ever-growing net makes way to another 15,000 or more lies! I am right now seeing a man face the wrath of a lie this guy had to make up. As a result of this, this guy is having to make up another of his 14.999 of his quota of lies so that he can keep up with the story he started out with. I, on the other hand am searching for the perfect lie that can cover all future eventualities. Something that is as self-covering as the Murphy's law is self defeating. i.e "If the Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will!"

"I dont care a fuck about women" is one feeble attempt at this self-professed perfection. This is one way I can show the middle finger to the gentler sex and create enough mystery in their minds so that they can say," What the hell is happening in thay demented mind of his?!!". Anyways, this, at any rate, is a mask that I can be shrouded by!

Yet again, peace to all!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

On sleeping patterns!

Long time since my last post..Havent been upto it lately. Anyway, this is something that I was thinking about in bed last night. As an aside, this is the first time that something of intellectual consequence has occured to me when I wasn't in the potty!!..Getting back to the subject at hand, I have noticed that every "single" man I know (read "man who doesn't get any!!') seems to have a fuck-pillow!! Before you start guessing what I am trying to say, it is the pillow that a person uses ostensibly to hug.

The more I thought about it, the more convinced I was of the validity of this observation. More often than not, this pillow is hidden under the charade of the term "the-pillow-I-hug". Call it a euphemism, a charade, I dont care. Other times, it is a substitute for Mom. And I AM NOT TALKING LIKE A SEXUALLY DEMENTED PSYCHOPATH!! All I mean to say is that people say that they like to use hug-pillows because that was the way they slept in cold nights- hugging Ma. Sentimental, but DONT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE DUDE!!

All my friends seem to be having them. My thoughts..its more to do with the want for intimacy than anything else. Now for the million-dollar question- Do I have one?! Yes I do (not that you care a twopennydamn about my "fuck-pillow"). With me, its not a need for intimacy (I am on the verge of cracking a few ribs laughing!). Its because I HAVE A NEED..A NEED TO BREED!!

But seriously, It is one thing that completes my experience of sleep. Its not like I screw my pilllow hollow! On the contrary, it is something that helps me get over the fact that there is nothing but thin air between me and the walls 8 feet away from me. I don't know why but I do not like that a bit.

Well nothing else of consequence tonight so.....Peace to all!